Wednesday, August 15, 2007

A Crusty Old Man Goes to Church

A crusty old man walks into the local First Community Church and says to the secretary, “I would like to join this damn church.”

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”

“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!”

“I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.”

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.”

“I see,” said the pastor. “And this b**** is giving you a hard time?”


Lorene Huffman said...

Funny! Reminds Norm and I of this weekend's message at church...Pastor Wayne told a story of a man that owned a boat and was approached by drug smugglers asking him to transport drugs for them. They offered $10,000 and he turned them down. They kept coming back and offering him more, and he would turn them down. Finally they offered him $100,000 and he turned them into the authorities. When the authorities asked why he waited so long to turn them in, he said, "Because they were getting too close to my price!" :0) Seems everyone has their price in this world, huh? LOL

Robert McLaughlin said...

Glad I wasn't his secretary!