Friday, February 8, 2008

Hymn 365 (Tale of the Drunken Fish)

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

1 comment:

Traveler said...

Thank you for Hymn 365 I loved it..someone sent me your hand paintings and I passed it on to all my friends, so consider you have fans now in Indianapolis..
thanks for the laugh again.
Paula
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