Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A Truth, A Half-Truth, & A Bald-Faced Lie

My wife, my friend Dave, and I went to Panda Express last night. To get the winning lottery numbers and thus secure my retirement, I tore open my fortune cookie, which not only didn’t have any lotto numbers—it was a bald-faced lie!

But first, my friend Dave’s fortune. Dave is an exuberant person—a lover of conviviality. His fortune is true.

My wife’s fortune was partially true. She has a wonderful nature (when she’s not angry at me or her co-workers).

Now, my fortune, the BALD FACE LIE!

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