My Daughter Sent Me A Survey

For my family and five friends and two fans, here are the answers:

1. Where is your cell phone? On my desk
2. Your significant other? Is a woman
3. Your hair? Absent
4. Your mother? Dead
5. Your father? Smart
6. Your favorite thing? Art
7. Your dream last night? Wierd
8. Your favorite drink? Beer
9. Your dream/goal? Don't get fired
10. The room you're in? The loft
11. Your hobby? Photo restoration
12. Your fear? Poverty
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive
14. Where were you last night? At home
15. What you're not? A woman
16. Muffins? Yes?
17. One of your wish list items? Money
18. Where you grew up? California
19. The last thing you did? Eat corn dogs and clam chowder
20. What are you wearing? Clothes
21. Your TV? Sony
22. Your pets? Stuffed monkeys
23. Your computer? Mac
24. Your life? Not dead
25. Your mood? Gimme some Zoloft
26. Missing someone? Mama
27. Your car? PT Cruiser
28. Something you're not wearing? Panties
29. Your summer? So what?
30. Like someone? Dave’s okay
31. Your favorite color? No
32. When is the last time you laughed? I forgot
33. Last time you cried? I forgot