A word of warning about a very dangerous theme park located in Southern California.
I got busted yesterday at Knott's Berry Farm for acting like a tourist. They take things like that very seriously around there.
I was promptly thrown into jail, judge Roy Bean having denied me bail.
Well, as you can see, that was it for me... I was sentenced to die for my high crimes and misdemeanors.
Writing from the "other side"
formerly known as Robert